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sleep eating?

So I came home from work last night at about 1:30am, I’m working on a few emails as I try and wind down, and my roomie comes out, pours a bowl of cereal then uses my milk, I carry on a conversation with him, though rather one sided, then he gets up and goes to bed. I don’t mind him using a bit of my milk, he’s done it before, and we normally end up sharing milk between purchases, no big deal. So then I’m laying in bed trying to get tired and quit thinking, and it’s about 3:15am, and I hear my roomie moving around again, then I hear a pop top on a can of lilikoi passion fruit Aloha juice, (I have excellent hearing) so I get up and come out to the kitchen, and there’s my roomie, two sips of the juice then sets the can down, pulls out my pizza, eats two slices, turns around and goes to bed. I’m standing about 5 feet from the guy and he doesn’t even notice me. I guess he was sleep eating? I asked him about it today after church and he felt so bad, promising profusely to pay me back, yada yada. He had no idea what he had eaten though, nor that he had done it even. First, bizarre, second, that’s where all my food has been going!

Posted in commentary 3 years, 1 month ago at 1:45 pm.

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  1. Sarah Galbraith Jun 18th 2007

    hahaah!! And you thought you were gaining weight! That is so hilarious! Maybe you should put a lock on your fridge…I’ve seen that on an Oprah show! hehehe!! Love you, Sarah

  2. That’s hilarious! Thats kinda like when I lived with the Marenator and she thought I stole her food only…she just ate a lot. Okay, I guess thats not the same at all…

  3. Matty Apr 2nd 2009

    bro…you know its a disorder…and a legit one… at least im not humping furniture or something awful like that in my sleep.


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