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chuck norris facts

Hey everyone, finally got around to pushing out the norris fact generator. Hope everyone enjoys it, and special thanks to the guys at www.chucknorrisfacts.com for the insanely funny collection of facts. btw for those downloading, this is just a php script and a database, so if you are just lookin for quotes, read em on teh top right of the page. For those who want to integrate this in your site, then download away.

Enjoy

Get it here

UPDATE: To integrate the plugin, you activate it then call the function in your sidebar.php with a statement like

“< ?php quoteAl(); ?>“

Posted in humour and tech 3 years, 12 months ago at 2:16 pm.

14 comments

14 Replies

  1. eleazar Feb 13th 2006

    lol, this is great

    Thanks!

  2. kaiser Feb 14th 2006

    hi. wondered how to integrate the chuck into sidebar.php… i´m not too much into coding. could you help me out?

  3. Haninn Feb 17th 2006

    Could you help me to with the sidebar.php
    and it would be awesome if you could make the simpsons quote available for download :smile:

  4. mis Feb 18th 2006

    :lol: ahahaah! thats awesome! i love you.

  5. Jeroen Mar 3rd 2006

    Hi,

    Nice Chuck feature! :lol:

    Off-topic: How did you get these smileys above the comment box? Thx! :wink:

  6. Bill Walters Mar 10th 2006

    I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong in this case. I am using WordPress 1.5. I tried to copy the file to the /plugins/norris directory and it did not show up for me to activate from within WordPress. I also tried to just copy the file to the /plugins directory and it still doesn’t show up to activate within WordPress.

    What am I doing wrong. Thanks.

  7. Viper007Bond Mar 11th 2006

    Thanks for the great plugin!

    However I thought I’d point out that the “proper” way of creating a multi-file plugin is to put ALL of the files inside a folder, so really, norris.php should go inside the folder too. ;)

  8. Sarah May 8th 2006

    .rar …. is there a .zip file? Or what do I use to open .rar? I thought for some reason that was for MAC’s, right? Is there any Windows version of this?

  9. Warner Oct 25th 2006

    So, just wondering how to integrate it…I added the code to my sidebar.php, I put norris.php in my plugins, still no dice, any suggestions?

    thanks.
    -=Warner=-

  10. Andy Mar 15th 2007

    Thanks, this is great.

  11. Will Mar 16th 2007

    Will this plugin still work even though chucknorrisfacts.com is apparently history? Does it pull off of their DB or are the quotes hardcoded?

  12. Administrator Mar 17th 2007

    Nah, she’s all a database of quotes, it’ll work till chuck himself roundhouse kicks something somewhere that creates something higher than electricity and destroys computers.

  13. Max Jan 12th 2008

    I get the following error while trying to activate the pluging (WordPress 2.3.2):

    Warning: fopen(): URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/ruegnit1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/norris/norris.php on line 11

    Warning: fopen(http://ruegnitz.com/wp-content/plugins/norris/quotes.txt): failed to open stream: no suitable wrapper could be found in /home/ruegnit1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/norris/norris.php on line 11
    Cant Find quotes File

    The installation and activation procedures are pretty dummy proof. Any ideas about whats happening?


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